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We interrupt our previously scheduled programming to bring you a baseball update...



This is the Dave. He won his game last night. He got the game ball. He's a speedster. He has been in a batting slump so Sweetie promised him so much money for a single, so much for a double, triple and so much for a homerun.

The kid has started to bunt and he's pickin' good at it. He hit the first pitch with a perfect bunt and made it to first base, then he stole the rest. He's a stud. The rest of the game looked pretty much the same. He was yellin' from third base how much money I owed him. Yeah right.

We went for frozen custard after the game instead. It's the same thing, right???